r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/b0rsht • 1d ago

Acknowledging his people as he floats away on his magic broom

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u/maybesaydie 1d ago
  • Rule 5:

Do not post animals that are injured, suffering or appear to be uncomfortable

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u/LilooJedi 1d ago

Hairy Slother

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 1d ago

"You're a wizard, Harry!"

"You're a hairy wizard!"

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u/just_a_human 1d ago

IM A WOT

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u/TheSleepingNinja 1d ago

A WIZARD, HARRY

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u/morningknight999 1d ago

A HAIRY, WIZARD

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u/monkeyhitman 1d ago

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid. I'm just Harry.

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u/Americansh-thole 1d ago

"A hairy, wizard. And a thumpin' furry one I'd imagine."

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u/Venerable_dread 1d ago

This has nowhere near enough upvotes

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u/TophatSerpant 1d ago

House of Slotherin

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u/druidofdruids 1d ago

Truly a masterpiece what you did there.

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u/Sudden_Relation2356 1d ago

All jokes aside, the sad thing is the buildup has taken away this animals natural environment and it's just an internet joke.

Pretty disappointing.

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u/AssumeTheFetal 1d ago

Stuck in a Quidditch

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u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS 1d ago

Ur a sloth Harry!

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u/Remarkable_Lie_9759 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/magirevols 1d ago

“This was my land DAMMIT “

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u/Bradnon 1d ago

He tried to challenge the city's plans, but he was too late to the public hearing! And by the time he got home, the crew was already at work.

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u/NotStreamerNinja 1d ago

“You were quite entitled to make any suggestions or protests at the appropriate time, you know. The plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months.”

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u/Glorious_Jo 1d ago

He went to lodge a complaint but he was told he had to go to the basement where he was met with a sign that read "beware the leopard"

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u/IcebergSlimFast 1d ago

A common problem faced by NIMBY sloths.

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u/Anxious_Cricket1989 1d ago

Time to build a killdozer

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u/Someone_pissed 1d ago

The problem is that this is the came MANY places. Just like that video of the orangutan climbing on a truck at a construction site. Their homes are taken and they have then nowhere to go.

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u/RManDelorean 1d ago

Yeah we are actively seeing an animal being literally displaced by new development.

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u/Salamangra 1d ago

Yeah, memes aside this is tragic. Literally watching an animal be moved from the land it resided on. I hate humans. The agricultural revolution was non-ironically a huge mistake. I hate this world.

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u/PhilosophicWax 1d ago

Yeah, where was this?

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u/thisaccountgotporn 1d ago

His home didn't you hear 🌲🌲🌲🌲

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u/HoloTomcat 1d ago

Makes me sad how they keep destroying their natural habitat...

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u/KnotiaPickles 1d ago

Yeah this makes me want to cry

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u/shychicherry 1d ago

Poor guy. His house was probably lost to the crap construction project 😢

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u/otkabdl 1d ago

yeah this is depressing

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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago

I love sloths so much.

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u/i_tyrant 1d ago

It's funny that sloths are so quiet, and yet this is still a "gif you can hear".

A shovel being dragged over gravel is not quiet, so the idea he's riding a flying broom like Harry Potter cracks me up, hahaha.

"Yer a wizard Slothy!"

bu-dump-bump-bump-bump-PING-bu-dump-bump-THWANG-bu-dump

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 1d ago

It's funny but also super sad. Poor munchkin

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u/rAyNEi_xw 1d ago

"This is democrrrrracy manifest..."

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u/RB30DETT 1d ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/spletharg2 1d ago

That's kind of tragic and not particularly funny.

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u/swistMatra 1d ago

Destroying their habitat yeay!

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u/phadewilkilu 1d ago

“What a silly derp!” :(

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u/TheRealAuthorSarge 1d ago

Slowest. Quidditch match. Ever.

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u/Grimm_Thugga 1d ago

Shit. That sloth was prolly thinking the exact opposite. Probably never moved that fast before.

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u/Judazzz 1d ago

Dude went so fast he didn't even have time to put on his aviator goggles.

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u/DougNSteveButabi 1d ago

Slllllllllllllllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dooooooooooooooowwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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u/f_leaver 1d ago

This is by far the most energetic sloth I've ever seen.

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u/TensileStr3ngth 1d ago

That's because it's a two toed sloth, Choloepus didactylus specifically

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u/TrueLegateDamar 1d ago

This is not clearly the first sloth the guy had to hand-carry out of the construction site.

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u/The_Chosen_Unbread 1d ago

Because they are used to destroying their habitats

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u/pak0608 1d ago

My favorite type of posts; cute, funny, and deeply depressing.

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u/scott1918 1d ago edited 1d ago

"They're coming for YOU! I'm just in the WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! DON'T FORGET MEEE!!

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u/savory_thing 1d ago

Acknowledging his people or pleading to not have his home clear cut?

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u/Longpatrol90 1d ago

This was funny till I saw the destroyed habitat in the back ground. Sloth was there first.

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u/blindnarcissus 1d ago

This is sad.

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u/Educational-Smile-89 1d ago

Destroying his natural territory. Hilarious.

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u/Fallingsnow57 1d ago

*Magic shovel.

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u/youdoitimbusy 1d ago

Sloth: This job pays by the hour right?

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 1d ago

The wicked witch of the worksite

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u/Madgearz 1d ago

"You're a Hairy, Wizard."

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u/RabidFisherman3411 1d ago

I must go now. My people need me.

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u/Klingon_Bloodwine 1d ago

Breaks my heart. What's his charge? Eating a succulent Chinese meal?

This is democracy manifest.

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u/Kill_Kayt 1d ago

He just stole a shovel.

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u/Several-Coyote-3305 1d ago

Don't forget me my people

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u/Danileriver23 1d ago

"What is the charge?! Having a succulent Chinese meal!?"

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u/contrapunctus0 1d ago

I must go. My people need me.

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u/lordcattank 1d ago

My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials can you say the same

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u/Ashamed-Song-4784 1d ago

lol dude could’ve been more gentle. Love how the sloth waves at his audience though.

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u/peparooni 1d ago

This is democracy manifest

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u/Spacerock7777 1d ago

Not funny at all, they destroyed his habitat and the poor guy has no idea what's happening.

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u/SuperHyperFunTime 1d ago

What are the charges?!

Taking a walk? A very slow walk?

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u/Wonderful_Mud_420 1d ago

Witness me brothers! 

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u/Accurate_Mulberry_56 1d ago

Witness Me!!!

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u/Batmanmijo 1d ago

another creature and habitat sacrificed for almighty palm oil- humams are disgusting

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u/TheBeardKing 1d ago

I hope Kristen Bell has seen this video.

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u/JohnnyTroubador 1d ago

The sloth: "Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He… GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis before. Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

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u/camcabbit 1d ago

Hairy Potter.

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u/Mellowmoves 1d ago

Fuck land development

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u/fuzzypotatopeel72 1d ago

Encroachment hits differently when it's jungle species.

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u/Calamity_Jane84 1d ago

This had me “laughing out loud”, can’t bring myself to say, lol. Even though I did lol. 😂😂

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u/dormango 1d ago

This is such a great title. It properly adds to the experience.

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u/gideon513 1d ago

Someone add the Harry Potter theme music to this please

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u/immersedmoonlight 1d ago

Jesus Christ, the new seeker for Gryffindor

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u/Player_924 1d ago

"really bro? Really? Oh IM SORRY - I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA"

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u/UnspoiledWalnut 1d ago

Do you see? Do you see this injustice perpetuated against me?

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u/KintsugiKen 1d ago

Into the on-site hotdog grinder he goes

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u/ryobiallstar2727 1d ago

Are you not entertained!

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u/ButtonDragon 1d ago

the sloth witch is appearing for the start of spooky month!

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u/jak-o-shadow 1d ago

Can't a sloth enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?!

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u/PostTwist 1d ago

I this version of harry potter, he's still trying to pass the blocked king's cross wall by book 7

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u/ekingbyincarnate 1d ago

He was like WTF you see this shit!

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u/silly-rabbitses 1d ago

saveeeee meeeeeee

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u/OneWholeSoul 1d ago

I somehow didn't register that the guy was holding him for several seconds and was very confused.

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u/Equal_Rub6545 1d ago

Hocus Pocus 3...Better then the other 2!

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u/CommodoreSalad 1d ago

Badoing, badoing, badoing

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u/random420x2 1d ago

Sometimes a title makes the video better in every way. 🤣

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u/be_sugary 1d ago

Where’s his habitat gone? Poor dear.

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u/Commercial_Ad8438 1d ago

Fastest worker on the job site

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u/Slick_Wylde 1d ago

On the Amazon river (always feel like an asshole when I mention I went to the Amazon for a few days, but it’s the only slightly interesting thing I’ve done tbh) our guide told us that sloths would swim slowly across the river at more narrow points, and sometimes people would pick them up and put them back on land only for the sloth to immediately start swimming again, and sometimes this tired then out so much they would drown.
But he also told me to put my hand on a large group of tiny black ants (he did it first, I am stupid but wouldn’t have done it if he didn’t) and let them crawl around, only to burst out laughing when they started biting. I took everything he said with a grain of salt after that.

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u/No_Size_1765 1d ago

Flying sloth now

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u/avalanche37 1d ago

Gentlesloths, this is democrrracy manifffest

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u/Dense_Refrigerator40 1d ago

“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED”

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u/Samsta380 1d ago

In my head canon the sloth is spouting nonsensical overly political rhetoric and he is being taken away he shouts “ you all know it’s true!”

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u/zarch123 1d ago

DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!!!

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u/M_Seez 1d ago

"This is bullshit. I used to live here!"

-Sloth, probably

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u/Entire-Elevator-1388 1d ago

Say good night to the bag guy, it's the last time you're going to see a bag guy like this I'll tell you that.

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u/averyloudtuningfork 1d ago

“What is the charge, eating succulent a Chinese meal?!”

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u/ProperSauce 1d ago

Someone needs to remove the man in this video lol

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u/madmartigan1234 1d ago

Look at meee i can flyyy

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u/RepublicCredits5350 1d ago

This is . . . democrrrrrracy . . . Manifest

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u/TattooedShadow 1d ago

“See ya duuuudes!!!! 😎”

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u/SnooTomatoes8163 1d ago

The sloth is definitely my spirit animal!

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u/FecalFear 1d ago

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"

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u/baconus-vobiscum 1d ago

"Ah-hah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! I'm being oppressed."

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u/Hootnany 1d ago

Praise me!

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u/nuggetgoddess 1d ago

Gives me such an ick when ppl hold animals like that 💀

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u/discharge 1d ago

Si ya saben como me pongo pa' que me invitaaann!??

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 1d ago

Man, I specifically turned on the music thinking the Harry Potter theme would be playing.

Other then that sloth's are S tier animals.

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u/Artevyx_Zon 1d ago

I must away!

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u/fake-reddit-numbers 1d ago

Hey bro, we're building shit in your habitat, please leave.

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u/caskethands 1d ago

This is the most AI looking non-AI video I've ever seen

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u/hlessi_newt 1d ago

This is Democracy manifest!

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u/PlasticMegazord 1d ago

This is the best thing I've seen in a while.

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u/Averine1 1d ago

Terrifying speed for a sloth!

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u/mylastactoflove 1d ago

my sloth people need me

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u/DomitorGrey 1d ago

*shovel 

🥁🥁

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u/crazyhhluver 1d ago

This was funny, the animal is really beautiful, but in the context of the work, it's pretty sad really.

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u/baloneynchee 1d ago

More like humans being derps.

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u/illwill79 1d ago

"are you not entertained??" as he's dragged off.

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u/jacobo 1d ago

i lived most of my life in Costa Rica, those beautiful animals came to my house often. One time i found a baby one climbing my car so i had to search for his mother who was nearby.

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u/mkhunt1994 1d ago

Is this oz?

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u/fredsherbert 1d ago

'i swear there was a tree here a few years ago when i left to go check out that other tree'

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u/DepressedIgama 1d ago

How adorable, he is losing his home due to deforestation.

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u/cupsandpills 1d ago

I cannot stop laughing

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u/ArachnidAlarmed4721 1d ago

That's a shovel.

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u/GrapefruitHead5963 1d ago

Are you not entertained?!?!

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u/500SL 1d ago

Call you see the violence inherent in the system? “

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u/TyintheUniverse89 1d ago

Fastest I ever seen a sloth move! So smooth with it too. High key looks like a muppet

How did all that movement not kill him?

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u/No-Cover4205 1d ago

Was he working too fast?

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u/ashetonrenton 1d ago

Waving like the princess of Genovia, Julie Andrews would be proud

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u/Egglegg14 1d ago

I don't wanna alarm you but we've been trying to reach you about your shovels extended warranty

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u/DreamCrusher0117 1d ago

That's funny

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u/Greaseyhamburger 1d ago

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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u/russiablows 1d ago

Poor thing. Humans undoubtedly destroyed its habitat.

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u/BriocoJew 1d ago

"Look! With only one hand! Now, with no hands!" 🤣

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u/a_shootin_star 1d ago

"So long! And thanks for all the rocks!"

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u/ZuZu_Petals_ 1d ago

Probably confused because the humans cut down his natural habitat, so they could build their McMansions.

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u/RelationshipLevel506 1d ago

The best. Made my night

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u/Cool-Fun-2442 1d ago

"And don't go sneakily knocking down Mr. Dent's whilst he's away!"

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u/MahsterC 1d ago

So majestic

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u/DulcetTone 1d ago

Alright, let's get you to bed, grandpa.

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u/Dadlydoo 1d ago

They fly now?!?

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 1d ago

The OG Hufflepuff.

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u/brownnote83 1d ago

Bleedin' Ledge

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u/SenorRaoul 1d ago

That's a shovel.

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u/30FourThirty4 1d ago

This like when Captain Janeway orders Tuvix to the teleporters in Voyager, and Tuvix is begging for his life.

Funny, but really it's not funny. :/

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u/69schrutebucks 1d ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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u/---Keith--- 1d ago

These things are actually pretty dangerous btw. They can actually move decently fast when they want to, and they have long claws and strong arms. I heard the two-toed ones are more aggressive than the three-toed.

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u/Top_Conversation1652 1d ago

Float? That dude is supersonic.

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u/OddCucumber6755 1d ago

His union is going to love this video. Look how they just man-handle him

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u/_MsRobot_ 1d ago

“This is Democracyyyy”

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u/mrbeefy2k 1d ago

Why didn't anyone hi 5 him in solidarity for standing up for his rights?

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u/edgybeauty 1d ago

made my slother day

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u/DragonKnight626 1d ago

You know, at that point, if he never let go of the broom, I would just let him keep it

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u/ballsnbutt 1d ago

Square point shovel

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u/cbunni666 1d ago

Omg. He's in his own little world.

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u/Zombiereader255 1d ago

Harry potter theme plays