r/WhitePeopleTwitter 1d ago

MAGA LIES Source: Trust me, bro

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u/Sorry_Economics_4748 1d ago

He donated the concept of $25 million.

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u/ReddditSarge 1d ago

He donated the idea of a concept of a Kickstarter.

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u/AndroFeth 1d ago

I thought he donated the concept of a concept of a donation

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u/Darryl_444 1d ago

A big, beautiful concept like the world has never seen before. People are saying it's true. Even grown men with tears in their eyes said "Sir" and everything.

BTW, I have some gold sneakers, coins, NFTs and magic beans for sale to The Uneducated (whom I love). If they still have any cash left over after selling all their DJT stock at a 75% loss this year.

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u/falcopilot 1d ago

Offstage "Why would anyone donate to some loser that lost their house? What's in it for them?"

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u/kbs14415 1d ago

Exactly remember these are red states they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

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u/Fabulous-Exam64 1d ago

Don’t forget that people can purchase “the concept” of Trump watch! Maybe it will ship, maybe it won’t. But who needs a watch when it’s really just a massive money laundering scheme that accepts bitcoin so foreign interests can pay to play! Sorry folks, access to the highest level of US classified document is no longer available at this time but check back after November 4th!!!

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u/NWIsteel 1d ago

And then stole from a charity. Give it a couple of days, and the check will bounce.

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 1d ago

Meh. Smacks of effort.

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u/ObjectiveRelief1842 1d ago

Legitimate charities that are helping hurricane victims- the American Red Cross, and this list from Charity Navigator: https://www.charitynavigator.org/discover-charities/where-to-give/hurricane-helene-2024/#charity_list

Some are religious affiliated, like Samaritans Purse.
Even if you're not religious, one thing to know is that NC Baptist Men have a long and strong tradition of mobilizing mass feeding centers for disaster relief - this is one thing that they're very good at.

Local United Way chapters, Community Foundation chapters and Red Cross chapters need your help. During disasters, blood supplies are impacted. If you can't give money, please consider donations of your time and your blood. Food banks will need help. Central World Kitchen is trying to figure out how to make food drops to communities cut off by unpassable roads. Animal shelters also often need more help during disasters, and they often link with rescue organizations to help distribute pet supplies.
These are all reliable organizations to support in relief efforts.

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u/cobainbc15 1d ago

The immaculate conception.

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u/One_Law3446 1d ago

Immaculate deception

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u/Iron0ne 1d ago

His family is banned from working with charities in the state of New York (you know where they are from) because of the history of fraud.

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u/trevdak2 1d ago

For real though fox news is touting a gofundme that he supposedly made to fundraise for the hurricane. Thing is that one of his aides created it and he "authorized" it but didn't donate anything. Meanwhile, most of the to donors are "offline" meaning that they just said there were donations but there's no way to confirm them.

So he authorized a GFM for Helene victims, which is worth about as much as a wet fart

Oh and if you notice a lot of donations of $102, well, that happens to be 14 + 88

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u/TaupMauve 1d ago edited 1d ago

GoFundMe, has raised $2Mnearly $3.5M:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/10/01/trumps-hurricane-helene-gofundme/75467364007/

...so he did do "something", but it wasn't a donation and wasn't 26M. I doubt he could put his hands on 25M liquid cash right now. Edit: oh right, he could just be pocketing the GoFundMe.

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u/KatakanaTsu 1d ago

He donated $25 million with his mind.

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u/derekrusinek 1d ago

He declassified $25 million with his mind.

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u/causal_friday 1d ago

This is my new favorite reddit username and profile picture ツ

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u/Zelcron 1d ago edited 1d ago

Here's how it works. He grifted $35 million from his supporters.

He tells them he donated $25 million.

He accidentally manages to donate about $80, but only due to clerical error while self dealing the rest as administrative costs.

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u/TimAllen_in_WildHogs 1d ago

But if anyone calls him out on this clerical error, then its clearly a political witch hunt with no basis in facts. Then supporters will blindly believe that and start screaming witch hunt. Then they will just go on some tangent blaming hilary or hunter for trump's fraud.

Its the same process of events over and over and over again.

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u/Neveronlyadream 1d ago

Yeah, he created so much hate and disbelief around journalists and facts that he can basically say and do anything he wants and his followers will just believe it as long as it doesn't go against anything he said previously. Even then, it's hit and miss.

The irony is that it hurts him too, which he'll never accept. He can't keep anything straight because all he does is lie about everything, so now with his declining mental facilities, I'm not sure he even knows what's true anymore.

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u/Lil_Artemis_92 1d ago

It’s the thought of a concept that counts.

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u/sembias 1d ago

It's all in Trump trading cards.

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u/Dorkamundo 1d ago

It was the best concept, many people are saying that.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 1d ago

I just donated 30 million. Both statements are equally true.

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u/korbentulsa 1d ago

Actual headline: Trump just set up a GoFundMe for hurricane victims, kept all the money, and then lied about giving it to hurricane victims and every last one of his followers bought it hook, line, and sinker.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 1d ago

And nobody got a fake gold and cubic zirconium watch.

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u/Homebrewer01 1d ago

I'm getting some new clothes that cost 100 million dollars but only those of supreme intelligence and wisdom can see them.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 1d ago edited 1d ago

I introduce my imaginary homeboy, J-Rock to everyone I know. If people say they can’t see him, I let them know that’s because ugly people can’t. Then they’re usually quick to say their glasses were dirty or they had something in their eye before saying hello.

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u/wanderButNotLost2 1d ago

Look, those Saudi and Russians are going to love their fake gold watches once they are made by the Chinese.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 1d ago

The ones they never intend to actually get? While they are rocking a Patek Phillipe with enough diamonds to make Liz Taylor’s ghost jealous. Those people?

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u/wanderButNotLost2 1d ago

Yep, it's all part of a foreign money laundering scheme.

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u/frizzinghere 1d ago

I don't get it that his followers keep falling for his scams!

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u/Taker_Sins 1d ago

The Nazi Playbook isolates the human failures of Western liberalism, enrages them with fantasies, and turns them all into weapons and/or victims for the grift. That's how.

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u/jon_hendry 1d ago

Trump is the human incarnation of those typo-ridden 419 scam emails from Nigeria.

The typos and terrible grammar ensure that anyone who keeps reading despite the errors is a sucker.

Anyone who doesn’t get turned off by Trump’s orange skin and the word salad and the general vulgarity is a sucker.

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u/Tiny_Independent2552 1d ago

Elevator does not go to the top floor, if you know what I mean.

Few nuggets short of a happy meal.

Lights are on, but no one is home.

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u/uglyspacepig 1d ago

I like "the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead"

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u/229-northstar 1d ago

I reported that GoFundMe as fraud. I encourage everybody else to do so.

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 1d ago

Leave it to the fucking king of grift to try and make money off of people’s suffering.

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u/229-northstar 1d ago

Leave it to the rubes he grifts off of to praise him for his Jesus-like selflessness

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u/SuccessWise9593 1d ago

The FBI said that it wasn't against the GoFundMe rules, which is bullshit too!

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u/229-northstar 1d ago

That’s one of those things where I think putting pressure on GoFundMe by using the reporting tool is more helpful than expecting the FBI to get off their ass

Go fund me has canceled fundraisers before that were sketchy. Now is the time to step up and do it again.

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u/SuccessWise9593 1d ago

I think the reason why GoFundMe didn't shut down this one is because of the 2.9% they get out of each one.

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u/229-northstar 1d ago

I get that and I understand it but putting pressure on them to provide oversight is also important. Even if they keep their miserable 2.9%, they can make sure that that money gets spent up appropriately or they should get their ass sued until they are out of business.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 1d ago

Maybe should setup a gofundme called #owningthelibsbydonation Goal: 25mil

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u/ThnkWthPrtls 1d ago

Not to mention the GoFundMe only raised about 2 million. Nothing I love more than people with lots of money asking us normal people to give our money to charity instead of just, you know, helping with their own money

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u/smstewart1 1d ago

*a portion of your donation will go to fight woke prosecutors

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u/FBack351 1d ago

They hate everything woke, but call Biden sleepy Joe.

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u/HI_l0la 1d ago

But here's the thing... He's supposedly a very rich man who knows lots of rich folks. Why does he even need to set up a GoFundMe to help hurricane victims? He can just donate himself and get his buddies to do it, too??? I mean, isn't this what Oprah and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson got flak for with their fund to Maui fire victims?? But yeah, I know... It's all a front to steal money. Yet his supporters will still act like he's doing something special 🙄

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u/RSX_Green414 1d ago

It went to the Hurricane's biggest, humblest, and greatest victim, Donald Trump.

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u/chautdem 1d ago

Now that sounds about right!!

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u/amberoze 1d ago

The worst part is, someone like him could do this and get away with it, but if one of us regular Joe's we're to do it, we go straight to prison, and the go fund me would only rays about 1/10th of what his would, if that.

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u/lyth 1d ago

LOL, maralago is in Florida. IF he donated to Florida it was a fund for privately owned golf clubs in a specific postal code so he can get the charitable write off for giving himself money.

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u/acog 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ll believe Trump donated money the day an organization that actually received the money says so.

But perhaps he’s donating using his charitable foundation? Oops, no that was shut down by a court due to “a shocking pattern of illegality” and self dealing.

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u/jobjabberfan 1d ago

Think I saw Harris donated $25.5 million too. Go figure.

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u/Lil_Artemis_92 1d ago

Loser. I donated 30 billion!

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 1d ago

Simmer down Elon, we know you’re rich.

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u/Steecie41 1d ago

Cheapskate. I donated $50 million.

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u/BeeNo3492 1d ago

Yah, he didn't but he did start a gofundme page to grift https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-hurricane-helene-victims-with-president-trump

Look at the top donations, and how much of this do you think these people will actually see any of this money?

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u/229-northstar 1d ago

Also… Who’s in charge of dispersing that much money to that many people? There’s no way that money is going to get where it needs to go without a valid distributor involved.

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u/BJMRamage 1d ago

To be fair…if he has any property that was, at least, partially destroyed then HE is a Victim and could theoretically take all the money.

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u/BoulderCreature 1d ago

Trump team just called. They want you on as their legal counsel

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u/BJMRamage 1d ago

“It’s a Go Fund ME not a Go Fund Them. Every donor knew that when they sent in the donation. Someone had to stand up to the government not giving out funds. I am your protector”

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u/chautdem 1d ago

He’ll steal it in a heartbeat!!

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u/CreepyAssociation173 1d ago

Could you imagine the flak Harris and Biden would get if they started a go fund me to get other people's donations instead of it coming from them/the government? Trump can do whatever he wants though. If the exact same was done by Harris and Biden, it would suddenly be disrespectful. 

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u/CutterSlicar 1d ago

Oprah and The Rock did something similar with the Maui fires and got dragged on the conservative subreddit for doing so. But I guess it's different when Trump does the same thing.

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u/paulnofx 1d ago

GoFundMe has zero accountability. And the people donating to that fundraiser will never be looking for receipts. I would fully assume most of it is going towards his personal interests.

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u/BeeNo3492 1d ago

Did you see all the donations? 500k, 100k wtf, this is criminal

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u/red286 1d ago

Look at the top donations

I did. I was surprised by some of the names on there. Kid Rock even!

You know who I didn't see on the list anywhere?

Donald J. Trump.

Or anyone with the surname Trump, for that matter.

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u/deafdogdaddy 1d ago

I can’t understand why the fuck anyone would direct money toward a gofundme for disasters like this instead of directly to the actual boots-on-the-ground organizations, regardless of which celebrity attaches their name to it. It’s absolutely pathetic how little due diligence these people do before sending in their money. There is zero mention of HOW their money will be used to help. Astounding.

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u/red286 1d ago

Well most of these people are either suckers, or are 100% aware that this money is going straight into the Trump Campaign (it's literally set up and run by the Trump Campaign Finance Director).

Not sure which category Bass Pro Shops falls under. I remember a time when a fishing gear store wouldn't be picking sides in a culture war, but I guess those days are long behind us.

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u/jj_dd 1d ago

But can’t pay legal fees or the hosting venues for his shitty rallies.. got it.

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u/Economy_Cat_3527 1d ago

Just like he always does. Orders a sandwich for everyone in the deli then walks out

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u/tasman001 1d ago

Lol, that is such a perfect metaphor for Trump as a politician. Of course the metaphor is only complete if the customers still pay for everything AND they continue to cheer for him.

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u/noiresaria 1d ago

Undecided voter in PA: "Well yeah he did that, and yeah Kamala brought me a sandwich and gave me a lift home but....if shes buying ME things whose to say she isn't also buying someone brown a free sandwich too?! And that makes me MAD. So even though Trump ripped me off and Kamala helped me I just can't choose who to vote for"

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u/tasman001 1d ago

Another undecided voter in North Carolina: "Trump stole my sandwich, called me a loser and knocked my kid over on the way out. Kamala bought me a sandwich but the turkey was dry and there was no mayo. Both sides suck. I'm just gonna stay home this election."

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u/9fingerman 1d ago

It's not a metaphor.

Trump offers ‘food for everyone’ at restaurant – then leaves without paying The ex-president swept into the Cuban restaurant Versailles after his arraignment this week but left without picking up anyone’s tab https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/15/donald-trump-miami-versailles-cuban-restaurant-pay

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u/tasman001 1d ago

LMAO...the best thing about this is that Trump is such a douchebag than I even suspected that this might be a real thing that happened. And lo and behold! That asshole actually did it. I honestly wonder if he actually lost any supporters as a result. I suspect the answer is "fuck no".

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u/TheSuperDuperRyan 1d ago

Or contractors, or overtime pay to employees, or taxes....

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u/jenjenjen731 1d ago

And yet my contractor father is voting for him because Trump is going to save the economy with his incredible business acumen...

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u/Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast 1d ago

Sorry to hear that your father is a moron

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u/bigotis 1d ago

"Incredible business acumen..."

He bankrupted six business.... so far.

Trump Media stock is down 70% since going public. One expert says its $3 billion valuation is still 'unjustifiable.'

https://www.aol.com/trump-media-stock-down-70-120602169.html

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u/jenjenjen731 1d ago

Oh, you don't have to convince me. The only thing Trump could possibly do to make America better is dropping dead. Preferably soon.

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u/Gogs85 1d ago

He lied about donating to charity before

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u/chautdem 1d ago edited 1d ago

Stole money from a children’s cancer charity he established in New York State, which is why he can no longer have a charity there.

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u/notshitaltsays 1d ago

This is one of those fun facts that should just be randomly repeated anytime he's mentioned. The bankrupting casinos is also pretty high up there.

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u/SilentStryk09 1d ago

So assume these were on all the level and not just money laundering ops....

the man failed to sell:

Alcohol

Red Meat

Casinos

an overpriced college education

IN AMERICA.

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 1d ago edited 1d ago

I cannot believe this wasn’t a massive shock to literally everyone. If you had an evil villain in a movie that did this, people would roll their eyes because it’s so over the top. The man and his family stole money from children with cancer. Like what the fuck, man? That alone will make sure I’ll never even have a good word to say about that family, let alone vote for them. Just throw it on the other awful garbage on the mountain of shit that the Trump family is.

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 1d ago edited 1d ago

There isn’t a politician, celebrity, or even a family member that I wouldn’t look upon with absolute distain if I found out they did that. It’s heinous to a degree that I can’t even wrap my head around.

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u/Skellos 1d ago

Constantly. He goes to charity events gets his picture taken with the actual big donors and leaves.

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u/pine-cone-sundae 1d ago

But this time he's telling the truth! A patriot wouldn't retweet a lie! /s

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u/PastyWhiteGuy83 1d ago

You mean Trump opened a GoFundMe to get people to donate $25 million instead of, ya know, helping himself.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-hurricane-helene-victims-with-president-trump

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u/Born_Faithlessness_3 1d ago

You mean a Trump Supporter opened a GoFundMe and slapped Trump's name on it.

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u/PastyWhiteGuy83 1d ago

Actually, not this time. This is actually authorized by him & if you look at one of the donations it has Dana White donating $100k.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/10/01/trumps-hurricane-helene-gofundme/75467364007/

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u/chautdem 1d ago

Go fund me. Yep, everyone will donate but the lunatic moron, white trash piece of garbage himself.

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u/Kenneth_Lay 1d ago

These are the same people complaining about grocery prices.

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u/chautdem 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yup, $100,000 watches, cheap bibles signed by an ass who more closely resembles satan than Christ, and gaudy cheap looking gym shoes, but my God! Eggs are $2.00 a dozen . Morons!!

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u/Kenneth_Lay 1d ago

The watches are $100,000.

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u/LargeHumanDaeHoLee 1d ago

Saw a Trump CHOCOLATE BAR in the Dallas airport last week. He's a walking joke and people want him to run the free world. I hate this timeline...

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u/chautdem 1d ago

I hate him and everything he and his maga freaks stand for.

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u/jjcrayfish 1d ago edited 1d ago

Some fools and their money are soon parted

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u/Poultry_Sashimi 1d ago

No. Trump still didn't open it. 

Check your original link, it was started by a "Meredith O'Rourke."

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u/amateur_mistake 1d ago

Here's the direct link:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-hurricane-helene-victims-with-president-trump

O'Rourke indeed. I think she is trump's campaign finance advisor though. So that's probably about as close to trump as you can get. Especially since trump famously doesn't know how to use a computer (excluding some limited ability with smart phones).

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u/Artyomi 1d ago

Partly unrelated, but It’s so annoying how any right wing “fundraisers” always have 100% of the donation comments talking about “the heavenly father cast satan into the pit of fire and save the souls of the damned. I pray for you, go USA”. I’m not religious but i’m never bothered by religion except when it’s this kind of modern fake Christian nationalism - please stop twisting the name of god for your insincere political babel, a true Christian doesn’t call on god and “prays” like some magic spell, you actually have to do “acts”. Evangelicalism in America has really gotten out of hand, and Trump is just a symptom of it: worshiping a man who’s exact 1:1 identity is described in the book of revelation as the anti-Christ over the bodies of your fellow countrymen.

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u/PastyWhiteGuy83 1d ago

You're absolutely right. 💯

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u/Castod28183 1d ago

That's Trump's campaign finance director.

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u/Beezo514 1d ago

I hope this actually makes it to the people that need it right now. Not exactly going to put a lot of stock or faith into with his name on it especially after that whole border wall sham.

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u/bigotis 1d ago

A comment from one of the donors..

"Thank you President Trump, for setting up this Gofundme to help those in need. We can’t wait to see you take the seat in the office again, for a 3rd time. IYKYK."

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u/ThnkWthPrtls 1d ago

There's also a $500,000 donation from Steve witkoff who is personal friends with Trump, though I mean at least he's actually using his own money for something good

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u/Debalic 1d ago

We'll have to wait and see where the money actually ends up.

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u/dogfooddippingsauce 1d ago

I'm guessing that's bypassing rules to donate to Trump.

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u/getwhirleddotcom 1d ago

Exactly what it is.

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u/SlurmmsMckenzie 1d ago

Lmao, something good...

He could have just donated.  Didn't have to go through the "Trump Authorized" fund, that is 99.999% going to Trump, not anyone in need.

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u/LaurenMille 1d ago

So he's definitely stealing all the money from this as well, like the previous charities he's stolen from?

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u/ascheart 1d ago

None of that money will go to the people affected by the hurricane. It’ll all go line drump’s pocket.

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u/seachat 1d ago

All it says is the money will go to those most affected by Helene, and I wouldn't be shocked if the hurricane really REALLY affected Trump's campaign.

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u/Ecstatic_Bee6067 1d ago

Mar-a-lago is in ruins, people! Think of the golf courses

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u/LDawnBurges 1d ago

It’s already at 3 million….

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u/Chase_the_tank 1d ago

Top Donors are Steve Witkoff (500k) and Senator Kelly Loeffler (also 500k).

Top Donation list goes down to 5k with Trump nowhere to be seen.

As usual, Trump gets other people to pay money and then hogs all the credit.

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u/seoulgleaux 1d ago

Pretty sure this was just a ploy to bypass campaign finance laws. They saw an opportunity with the disaster and jumped on it.

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u/stevencastle 1d ago

Yeah all that money is going into his pocket, just like his "charity"

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u/mauvewaterbottle 1d ago

And Bass Pro Shops for another $100,000. My husband just bought a gun there last night, and had I known we would have bought it elsewhere.

My home flooded during Harvey. Turning this into political clout is a disgusting way to try to take advantage of real human pain and suffering.

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u/Imnotradiohead 1d ago

Meredith O’Rourke is the head of finance for Trump. She works for him.

What I want to know is who gets the money? Does it go to Trump to dole out? How do actual people in need get the money?

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u/WineWednesdayYet 1d ago

The real question is how will the funds be distributed?

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u/jquest303 1d ago

Trump has to pay for his legal fees somehow. There's a sucker born every minute!

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u/whyisthissohard338 1d ago

Half in his right pocket, half in the left.

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u/mxpower 1d ago

None of this money will go to those who need it most.

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u/Imkindofslow 1d ago

President Donald J. Trump has launched this GoFundMe campaign as an official response for MAGA supporters to offer their financial assistance to their fellow Americans impacted by Hurricane Helene.

I genuinely don't know if this is more sad or stupid.

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u/GoGoSoLo 1d ago

That link also isn’t for a $25 mil go fund me. It’s a $1 mil that’s got over $3 mil donated. Not even close to 25 regardless.

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u/Jolttra 1d ago

And Trump isn't top donor. Not sure he's even in there.

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u/Doodahhh1 1d ago

Trump's not even the organizer...

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u/sembias 1d ago

Well, Trump Charities and the Trump Organization were shut down in New York due to fraud, so gofundme was the only avenue to really get this grift going.

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u/StrengthDazzling8922 1d ago

Trump’s official response is to get other people to donate money, while he takes credit for it.

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u/VagabondVivant 1d ago

Trump opened

One of Trump's flunkies opened and he took credit for, you mean.

Honestly at this point it's more of a GoFuckYourself. I cannot wait for that shitstain to die.

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u/punkindle 1d ago

Trumps over here hustling watches and shoes like a sleazy con man that bumps into you on the street...

and he's begging poor old ladies to send him their last dollar...

and you want me to believe he donated 25 mil?

This is a man who stole from a children's charity.

That guy?

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u/Deedogg11 1d ago

I donated a billion. Just like him

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 1d ago

Why you always be one-uppin me like dat?

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u/dubspool- 1d ago

I just dropped a casual trillion dollars. I pulled myself up by my bootstraps for years now

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u/Alternative_Star7831 1d ago

Sad that you'd find that brag worthy when I personally fought the hurricane and defeated it. Then I gave it 20 trillions.

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u/Assortedwrenches89 1d ago

Meanwhile: Actual elected President Biden, approved of additional FEMA aid for affected states. Republicans attempted to stop it by voting no, including those from the affected states.

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u/Skellos 1d ago

And then chuckle fucks like Gaetz went in Twitter and whined that Biden wasn't doing anything to help.

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u/isecore 1d ago

He donated in Trump-bucks.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 1d ago edited 1d ago

$25M worth of Trump trading cards, commemorative assassination-attempt sneakers, shares of Truth Social, postage stamp sized swatches of his suit, and a warehouse full of lumpy pillows.

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u/danielstover 1d ago

What’s that in Schrute Bucks? Or, Stanley Nickels?

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u/Disastrous_Tea_3456 1d ago

Trump is on camera talking about fucking people out over time and a half. I mean, standard time and a half.

I'm pretty big on giving people the benefit of the doubt and trying to avoid maximalist statements when I can.

But I really do believe this guy has never willingly donated or given any amount of money where he didn't get something in return for it.

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u/GlitteringWing2112 1d ago

He doesn't have $25 million, does he?

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u/SisterActTori 1d ago

If he does, it should be garnered and placed in EJ CARROLL’s bank account.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 1d ago

If he does, he owes it to his lawyers or E Jean Carrol

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u/oh-kee-pah 1d ago

Kamala just donated 70 billion. Check and mate.

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u/TrashCapable 1d ago

Haha. He didn't donate crap.

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u/Rogelio_92 1d ago

This only means he promised them 250 concepts of his watches.

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u/BrooksideNL 1d ago

He doesn't have 25 million dollars.

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u/The-waitress- 1d ago

Biden just donated $50 million. And Kamala donated $100 million.

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u/chautdem 1d ago

The check was made out to him because after all Florida got hit! no one in their right mind believes that he would donate any money to anybody. Remember, this is the moron who stole money from the charity he set up childhood cancer victims. It’s why he can no longer have a charity in New York State.

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u/ChochMcKenzie 1d ago

That orange bitch wouldn’t even approve GOVERNMENT money for North Carolina and these dumb dumbs think he’d give his personal money for hurricane relief? That’s adorable. These are the people that fall for the obvious AI pics of Trump saving kittens, rescuing flood victims and digging out 9/11 survivors.

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u/NotThoseCookies 1d ago

So… he’s sold 25,000 $100,000 watches?

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u/DukeSilverJazzClub 1d ago

I personally just donated 42 million.

That’s a statement I wrote.

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u/StandardOffenseTaken 1d ago

And that was AFTER he flew 3800 miles straight to a disaster area after seeing on the news there was a house on fire there. Where he sawm bare chested from the airport to the house that was on fire 53 miles away through shark infested waters, he did in fact choose shark over battery this time. And you will not believe it, he thought he running into that house to save the residents, which he not only did, but also recued 18 puppies from the fire, and in an epic hot save it ended with Trump summersaulting through the second story window into a lifeboat where he resuscitated the last puppy with mouth to mouth resuscitation. Only then did he donate. a chill 25mil

All true, no need to check.

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u/Novel_Reaction_7236 1d ago

I just donated $100 million. I guess it’s true if you believe it in your heart/s

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u/sitlo 1d ago

Even if Trump was on his deathbed, he would not donate.

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u/Eastern_Barnacle_553 1d ago

And he's doing all the cooking for Thanksgiving this year

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u/SumsuchUser 1d ago

If Donald Trump had 25 million dollars:
1. He would not donate it.
2. It'd be owed in his mountains of debts and legal judgements.

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u/panteegravee 1d ago

I donated 30 million dollars to Hurricane Victims as well!

See....doesn't make it true.

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u/Lukedog440 1d ago

I would be much more apt to believe that he STOLE $25 million from hurricane Helene victims!

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u/fearlesssinnerz 1d ago

You mean he fleeced $25 million from Hurricane victims

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u/txn_gay 1d ago

Bullshit. With Trump, money only flows one way - toward him. He has a long documented history of never paying anything unless he absolutely has to, and even then, he does it while kicking and screaming like a toddler.

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u/Marsupialize 1d ago

Trump absolutely does not have 25 million dollars to donate to anything

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u/MelodiesOfLife6 1d ago

I doubt he even has that much lol, he’s grifting watches for fucks sake

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u/kidfuture73 1d ago

25 meeeeelion rubles

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u/fishpillow 1d ago

Ok let's say he did. Where does he get it?

And then.. the dreaded further still... what is "it"?

Ok. What is money?

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u/tomdurkin 1d ago

the trumpies are extra gullible today.

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u/merryone2K 1d ago

Today?

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u/A_norny_mousse 1d ago

He donated 250 of his $100.000 watches

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u/starguy13 1d ago

Trump supporters have a very interesting view of this man who is nothing like they claim he is

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u/veronicainftl 1d ago

ReCULTicans are such fools

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u/lovinglife55 1d ago

He donated a boat load of lies to them. That's your President.

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u/Hammer_the_Red 1d ago

I want receipts

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u/Minimum_Run_890 1d ago

He meant to say hurricane victims just donated 25 million to trump

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u/Robespierreshead 1d ago

Even if he did donate money (he didn't), it would have been part of some grift that bilks hurricane victims our of their pensions or something

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u/Purgii 1d ago

How many chicken fingers did he throw at them?!

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u/Red_Jester-94 1d ago

I don't think he even has that much money anymore lol

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u/LingeringSentiments 1d ago

He doesn’t have $25..

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u/4u2nv2019 1d ago

I donated $300m. Want proof? trust me bro

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u/bellenddor 1d ago

Why stop at 25 million. Why don't they just put 100 million in the image.

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u/daddakamabb1 1d ago

I donated 20 billion dollars to it.

Source: the internet

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u/HopefulNothing3560 1d ago

Russia bullshit

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u/nneeeeeeerds 1d ago

Trump just moved $25 million from his campaign funds into DJT and recorded it as a donation. Source: Probably.

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u/assi9001 1d ago

His tax returns have literally showed $0 to charity.

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u/chumluk 1d ago

I legit pity the fucknut that believes this. Then I mock him.