r/worldnews Oct 01 '24

Israel/Palestine Biden directs US military to help Israel shoot down Iranian missiles, officials say

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/biden-us-prepared-israel-defend-iranian-attack/story?id=114393069
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u/decomposition_ Oct 01 '24

I sold my monkeypox vaccine stocks this morning for some Lockheed, figured it’d have better potential there

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u/Dewgong_crying Oct 01 '24

Omg, I forgot how monkeypox was all over the news for a week.

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u/BehavioralSink Oct 01 '24

Meanwhile I’m still over here panicking about those murder hornets.

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u/Legen_unfiltered Oct 01 '24

I still demand to know where all those cicadas were spose to be???? In mid indiana and I didn't see a single one.

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u/Dewgong_crying Oct 01 '24

In Chicago they were super loud and I recall hearing them a few weeks ago. May still be around but I zone out the noise.

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u/Infinite-Process7994 Oct 01 '24

In Alabama, the front of my car is still plastered with their corpses. They do exist, I swear.

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u/Legen_unfiltered Oct 02 '24

Of for sure, I've been there for a few other runs in other states. That's why I know I'm missing out; I know what I should be hearing and seeing.